Am I Your Cat?
An Essay By Travis (your brother)
An Essay By Travis (your brother)
As your brother who lives in the basement, I have gotten to know your cats very well. Their names are Storm and Norm. Storm is kind of fat and Norm licks himself and runs around a lot. They come into the basement where I live sometimes because they both have litter boxes down here. They don’t like me around when they use them. I think I am like your cats because we have many similarities.
One similarity is that we all eat a lot during the day. Sometimes Storm and Norm meow very loudly because they are hungry, even though they just ate. Sometimes my stomach growls loudly and tells me to put cookies or other baked stuffs in it. Your cats are very happy when they eat. Eating makes me smile. Maybe I learned how to have a catppetite from Storm and Norm.
Another similarity is that we like to lay around. Sometimes Storm lays down in the middle of the room and she is like an island in the ocean or a boulder on Mars. Norm likes to lay on objects like he is a big old cat blanket. Sometimes he hides things by laying on them. I like to lay on things too. Mostly beds and couches and blankets and stuff. Sometimes I lay on things and then I can’t find them because I’m laying on them and then I feel them and I say to myself, “I’m laying on it, that’s where it is.” Maybe when I’m laying around I turn into a cat, except I don’t know it because I can’t see myself laying around.
One difference between your cats and me is that I like to listen to rock and roll music very loudly. When I listen to rock and roll music very loudly Norm starts licking himself and then he runs upstairs. Storm just squints her eyes at me and waddles away. I don’t think they like records very much. Maybe being a cat means you just want to listen to quiet music that makes you hungry and feel like lying around a lot. Kind of like pop country music.
I guess in conclusion I have many similarities to your cats but I also have differences. I think that if cats could learn to love rock and roll, I could learn to be a cat. But until that day your cats will have to put up with loud music and I will have to stay away from them when they use their litter boxes. Maybe we could set up loud rock and roll music right by their litter boxes and then we could “scare the crap out of them.” But we are a family and I don’t want to scare them. SINK TIME!!
One similarity is that we all eat a lot during the day. Sometimes Storm and Norm meow very loudly because they are hungry, even though they just ate. Sometimes my stomach growls loudly and tells me to put cookies or other baked stuffs in it. Your cats are very happy when they eat. Eating makes me smile. Maybe I learned how to have a catppetite from Storm and Norm.
Another similarity is that we like to lay around. Sometimes Storm lays down in the middle of the room and she is like an island in the ocean or a boulder on Mars. Norm likes to lay on objects like he is a big old cat blanket. Sometimes he hides things by laying on them. I like to lay on things too. Mostly beds and couches and blankets and stuff. Sometimes I lay on things and then I can’t find them because I’m laying on them and then I feel them and I say to myself, “I’m laying on it, that’s where it is.” Maybe when I’m laying around I turn into a cat, except I don’t know it because I can’t see myself laying around.
One difference between your cats and me is that I like to listen to rock and roll music very loudly. When I listen to rock and roll music very loudly Norm starts licking himself and then he runs upstairs. Storm just squints her eyes at me and waddles away. I don’t think they like records very much. Maybe being a cat means you just want to listen to quiet music that makes you hungry and feel like lying around a lot. Kind of like pop country music.
I guess in conclusion I have many similarities to your cats but I also have differences. I think that if cats could learn to love rock and roll, I could learn to be a cat. But until that day your cats will have to put up with loud music and I will have to stay away from them when they use their litter boxes. Maybe we could set up loud rock and roll music right by their litter boxes and then we could “scare the crap out of them.” But we are a family and I don’t want to scare them. SINK TIME!!
2 comments:
Sink Time!
i think something just came out of my nose while I was lauging
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